For the three people who read my blog, HELLO!!! How are you today (insert question mark here) I have much to share, but I am aching to create my first rant:
I called my company's Technology Help Desk yesterday to make sure someone is available to fix my keyboard in the NY office - they reassured me with a 6-digit Case No. If you haven't noticed, one of the broken buttons is the much-needed Question Mark. I came into the office today, eager to have certain letters and buttons back in my life, only to find myself face-to-face with a closed door and a note that read: "HAHA! WE ARE NOT HERE & WON'T BE ALL DAY. Fix your own computer, you know-nothing consultant." An image of Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy, flashed through my head. The note did not read quite like that, but you understand the message. In essence, they are closed due to a "Special Project." What could be more special than fixing my Dell Latitude D600 so I can use all my keys when creating documents for my client (insert question mark here) It must be something having to do with:
1. Michael Jackson's Trial Verdict
2. The Missing Girl in Aruba
3. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
On another note, I had a very stimulating conversation with someone (Hello Praveen) on the plane-ride home last night. My friends, you would like to talk to this gentleman, who I am trying to convince to start blogging, as I think he has some great thoughts to share and conversations to generate. Additionally, he very regularly sees, touches, extracts, but does not smell, the human brain - and that in and of itself, is a topic worth writing about. Praveen is a state-of-the-art, one-of-a-kind, available-for-a-limited-time-only, neurosurgeon.
Finally, I have decided the best way to eliminate blog-pressure, "blessure," is to be fine with putting up one-sentence blogs at a time. Expect that in the near future, when I have less to say, and I have run out of steam and the pretense of having opinions and ideas.
I called my company's Technology Help Desk yesterday to make sure someone is available to fix my keyboard in the NY office - they reassured me with a 6-digit Case No. If you haven't noticed, one of the broken buttons is the much-needed Question Mark. I came into the office today, eager to have certain letters and buttons back in my life, only to find myself face-to-face with a closed door and a note that read: "HAHA! WE ARE NOT HERE & WON'T BE ALL DAY. Fix your own computer, you know-nothing consultant." An image of Nick Burns, Your Company Computer Guy, flashed through my head. The note did not read quite like that, but you understand the message. In essence, they are closed due to a "Special Project." What could be more special than fixing my Dell Latitude D600 so I can use all my keys when creating documents for my client (insert question mark here) It must be something having to do with:
1. Michael Jackson's Trial Verdict
2. The Missing Girl in Aruba
3. Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
On another note, I had a very stimulating conversation with someone (Hello Praveen) on the plane-ride home last night. My friends, you would like to talk to this gentleman, who I am trying to convince to start blogging, as I think he has some great thoughts to share and conversations to generate. Additionally, he very regularly sees, touches, extracts, but does not smell, the human brain - and that in and of itself, is a topic worth writing about. Praveen is a state-of-the-art, one-of-a-kind, available-for-a-limited-time-only, neurosurgeon.
Finally, I have decided the best way to eliminate blog-pressure, "blessure," is to be fine with putting up one-sentence blogs at a time. Expect that in the near future, when I have less to say, and I have run out of steam and the pretense of having opinions and ideas.
posted by Jeanne at 1:03 PM
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