Random Crap

I go on and on about how much I want to travel around the world and see everything all the time. But, it isn't easy being a woman and traveling alone, especially at night or through less... civil areas. Well, check out this website: Tango Diva. I knew I was onto something when I said that you can find anything online.

I met a blond stripper the other night and she claims to own a condo in Miami, a house on a lake in Atlanta, and a closet of Vera Wang dresses. Not that I'm contemplating a new occupation, but unless Accenture's stock skyrockets to $1,000/share... Anyway - a blond joke for your entertainment:

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to The Bahamas on vacation for one week and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. One week later, the blonde returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies "Where else in New York City can I park my car for a week for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?" A smart blonde.