Sunday, September 25, 2005

Favorite: Pet Peeve (Part Deux)

Of the voluntary, behavioral pet peeves, my favorite might just be the Korean Shuffle. OH how it irks me.

What is the Korean Shuffle*?

It is the action of dragging feet when one walks, so that the soles of ones shoes scud the surface of the ground to create a slight scraping or thud-type sound with each step. I wish those people would refrain from wearing shoes and do their little Korean Shuffle on ground that is not so friendly because they have no soles (pun intended).


Try Korean Shuffling through a horse barn, idiot! Try Korean Shuffling in a bar at 4 a.m. after the crazy drunkards have spilled half their purchases on the floor, before they indubitably ask, "Hey, where's the glass I was holding?" If you can Korean Shuffle your way through hot coals coated with sharp objects without lacerating your terribly dragging gimpy feet, then I will consider your Korean Shuffle as something less than a pet peeve.

*Note: Thanks to the creator of this phrase, for providing such a way for me to describe my pet peeve. Based on anecdotal evidence, Koreans seemed to have feet dragging tendencies and thus, the phrase "Korean" Shuffle was adopted.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

'RHAPSODY IN BLUE'

An article about a condition that fascinates me:
WHY GEORGE GERSHWIN MAY HAVE CALLED IT 'RHAPSODY IN BLUE'
Wall Street Journal, Science Journal, June, 2002
by Sharon Begley
Like many artists, Carol Steen paints what she sees. But judging by the canvases that fill her loft in Manhattan's NoHo neighborhood, her vision is, well, unusual.
This series of canvases, she explains one afternoon, depicts the shapes and colors that appeared to her -- usually in her mind's eye but sometimes suspended before her -- when she underwent acupuncture treatments. In one, a luminous blue orb weeps emerald crescents. Nearby hang paintings whose images she saw while listening to music: flowing shapes in green, teal, gold and violent.
Ms. Steen is a synesthete, someone whose brain is "cross-activated" so that one sensory experience (feeling or hearing, for instance) triggers a wholly different one (seeing). The result is "a world in multimedia," she says. "Synesthesia is a gift.
"Brain researchers couldn't agree more. Because the condition promises to shed light on puzzles ranging from the roots of creativity to the origins of language, says V.S. Ramachandran of the University of California, San Diego, "synesthesia is a gold mine for neuroscience.
"He estimates that as many as one person in 200 has synesthesia, which can take as many forms as there are sensory pairings. Novelist Vladimir Nabokov wrote that the sound of a long A in English "has for me the tint of weathered wood, but a French A evokes polished ebony." George Gershwin saw notes in color (ever wonder about "Rhapsody in Blue"?), as did Franz Liszt, requesting of musicians, "Gentleman, a little bluer if you please." For Ms. Steen, the radio creates a kaleidoscope so riveting she prefers to turn off the music when she parks her car. In a rare form, tastes have shapes. One synesthete says a roast chicken in citrus sauce is done to a turn when it is "pointed."
In its most common form, synesthesia makes you always see a particular letter or digit in a particular color. To author Patricia Lynne Duffy, P is invariably pale yellow, R is orange, 5 is purple. "When I think of the alphabet, it's like a sloping scale of brightly colored letters," says Ms. Duffy, whose book "Blue Cats and Chartreuse Kittens" describes her world. One medical professor tells psychologist Thomas Palmeri of Vanderbilt University that although color letters slow down his reading, they help his memory: He breezed through anatomy because the distinct colors of the terms acted as mnemonics.
For decades neurologists figured people like the professor were crazy or lying. Finally, though, brain imaging is establishing the reality of synesthesia. In April, scientists at Goldsmiths College in London reported on MRI scans of synesthetes who hear spoken words in color. The brain area that processes color when you or I stare at a cerulean sky or an emerald fairway is, in these synesthetes, also activated by the spoken word.
Synesthesia probably strikes when the brain takes E.M. Forster's maxim "only connect" to extremes. Everyone is born with extra connections, or synapses. Most get pruned away in childhood. In synesthetes, the extra synapses seem to remain, producing a rich web of circuitry that connects the cortex's color processor to the numeral area next door, or links touch regions to vision regions. Since synesthesia runs in families, defective pruning might reflect a genetic mutation.
While researchers have fun studying people who see Middle C, they're after bigger game. "We hope that synesthesia can give us a window into processes that occur in everyone's brain," says Edward Hubbard of the University of California, San Diego.
Chief among them: creativity (which, after all, is seeing connections that no one before you has) and metaphor (linking seemingly unrelated concepts, as in "Juliet is the sun"). Scientists suspect that crossed wires in the brain's angular gyrus, where information from different senses converges, underlies synesthesia. Not coincidentally, perhaps, when this structure is damaged, your brain can't understand metaphor.
Synesthesia may even explain one of the great mysteries of science -- how language originated. Try this: Draw one spiky shape and one rounded, amoeba-like one. Pretend that, in a lost language, one is a "kiki" and one a "shoosha." Which is which?
Almost everyone says the spiky shape is the kiki. "The spikes mimic the sharp sound of "kiki," says Dr. Ramachandran. If appearances and sounds are really linked in a non-arbitrary way in regular folks just as they are in synesthetes, then early humans could have used sound to represent objects and actions in a way the guy in the next cave would understand. In that case synesthesia, far from being a mere curiosity, offers a window onto the most human of human traits.
Interested in more? A more scientific explanation is offered by Scientific America.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Weekend Festivities

Friday night was an entire weekend condensed into a single night.

Since college, we have been in love with Dane Cook (hilarious comedian: www.danecook.com). Thankfully, one of us has a head on our shoulders (thanks again, Arjun) and got four tickets to his sold out show at the MSG theatre for Friday night. I hereby declare that if Dane asks me to marry him, I would say yes, then keep him locked in our house so he performs for me and my friends on demand (who needs TIVO?). The annoying audience members who kept yelling, "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane!" would never be invited. In fact, I'd lock them in their houses.

It is safe to say that the four of us laughed so hard that our face hurt. OUR FACE HURT. Dane is so funny that his CD, Retaliation, is 4th on the pop charts or whatever billboards top 40 charts crap artists' CDs are ranked. It went platinum- I know because he was presented his platinum disc at the show by a few folks from Comedy Central. Who from Comedy Central? Who the heck cares; Dane was there.

Afterwards, I met up with friends from - get this - elementary school. Long story short, three of us bumped into each other, used my certified stalking method to track down a few others, and threw a little "reunion" for our elementary school classmates. We were only able to contact 12 people, of which 7 showed up. But It was a blast! We even spent a few minutes singing the P.S. 165 school song, in the middle of fashionable bar louge Pop, sipping on our martinis and beers. They brainwashed us well, no? Some of the most ridiculous conversations were had:
-"I loved the organ-drawing project we did in 4th grade. Now I know that our pancreas looks like corn on the cob."
-"Wait a second... you guys used to pick on me!"
-"I wonder what happened to all the white people in our class?"
-"I bet Becky & Diana got pregnant and popped out kids already."

Then they came along with me Shanty's Birthday Bash, where everyone and their mom showed up. Not their mom, but all of Shanty's family under the age of 35 did for sure. I'm not sure, but I think Shanty had some fun. We all did. Some don't remember the fun, but fun was had by all.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Happy Birthday, Shanty!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Pizza Monster

See this pizza? I ate half of it.

Craving real Italian pizza for the past three years, I was finally satisfied a week ago after having this yummy sight from Serafina. Italian pizza is different from New York pizza; not that one is better than the other, just different. Pizza in Italy has very thin crust, tomato sauce from real tomatoes (not concentrate), fresh melted layer of cheese (not the stuff that comes in a plastic baggy), fresh tomatoes and basil. Other toppings include four cheeses, anchovies, or prociutto like the one I had. Before you eat it, you must sprinkle extra virgin olive oil to bring out the taste and freshness of all these ingredients. Though the pizza I had last week was not that true to form, it was close as I have come in a long time. Next? Some good gelato.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Movie Review: Broken Flowers

Broken Flowers is one of the best films I have seen in a long time. It was a movie about subtleness (I would have used 'subtility,' but somethings tells me that's not right). Jim Jarmusch, the director, never explicitly tells the viewers how to feel, or how the character feels (read: like most movies we watch). Instead, you FEEL it, in interpreting the actions of each character and listening to the conversations, while making assumptions as you go along. You start to feel the paranoia and intrigue that the characters feel. Besides, a little bit of full frontal never hurt anyone..

Don Johnston, played by Bill Murray, is a self-proclaimed bachelor (he has white hair!) who receives an anonymous letter from a past girlfriend, claiming that he has a son that has set out on a roadtrip to find him. Don sets out on a trip of his own to visit his past girlfriends to uncover the truth, and these encounters are what make up the bulk of the movie. [Note: I just watched the trailer, and it reminds me of the awesomeness of the movie.] The ending was at first unfulfilling, but now, I think it was perfect. We are just so used to happy, conclusive endings that we forget a movie doesn't have to have that type of ending to be good. In fact, in this case, the opposite is true (not that the ending isn't happpy.. well, just watch it).

Also very poignant is the camerawork. Just as you FEEL the story unfold, you also WATCH it unfold through Don's eyes. Some scenes seem insignificant, such as multiple 3-second shots of the rearview mirror reflecting the road, but these are the types of scenes that allow you to watch the movie through Don, creating a connection between the movie watcher and the character.

Again, Bill Murray is fantastic! He is so convincing, which is amazing considering how quiet his character is. The character development is very deep, and all of this is conveyed in action (and inaction). The story development is very similar. I think it's typical of Jarmusch- a depiction of everyday life, but in a strange scenario (Jarmusch's Mystery Train is hilarious and just as smart).

Sunday, September 11, 2005

In remembrance.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

My Favorite: Pet Peeve

Pet Peeves come in two forms, those that are:
1. Behavioral or controllable, and anyone who does it should be abolished from societal contact
2. Natural or uncontrollable, and anyone who does it should be abolished* from societal contact
*Exceptions can be made if the action is truly involuntary

Of the natural/uncontrollable/involuntary type that drives me up the wall, my 'favorite pet peeve' is Dry-Mouth Syndrome... Oh, you know what I'm talking about.

Caused by the slight sticking of the gums in the back of one's mouth, or the overly-wide tongue that hits one's teeth, it is an unbearable audible smacking noise that accompanies almost every word spoken. I'm not referring to the full out lithp that so adoringly supplements a stereotypical gay male's coming out of the closet ("I hate life. Oh my God, I'm gay. I'm gaaay!! Ith's thoo thuper!"). I am referring to the grating, disgusting, pervasive often faint but incredibly maddening sound, with every word and smack, that builds in my ears a fortress of agony. It grows from a faint byproduct of a sound to a deafening echo, the longer I am in the presence of someone with dry-mouth syndrome. There is a female correspondent on NPR, I don't know which, who exhibits The Syndrome. Every time I hear her, I question if there is an NPR-God punishing me for my wrong doings (listening to Hot 97 every now and then might of put him/her over the edge). What sane-minded person would let that woman speak on the air? What person would let her speak at all?? I often continue listening though, just to see how much I can bear.

Don't worry- none of you have it. But if I have offended anyone through this post, please refer to text above in bold.

Monday, September 05, 2005

Labor Day since 1882

It seems that I am quite popular these days. Refer to the fourth and fifth comments on my previous entry... I am so lucky to have such adoring fans; they even look out for my health.

Labor day weekend has come and gone! Some of you packed, some of you partied, some of you sat around and watched a lot of porn (Howard), but did we really celebrate what Labor Day means? Do we comprehend the significance of this occasion? A brief history on Labor Day indicates... YES! People worked, people got tired of working, people decided to proclaim the first Monday of every September a day to not work. I am trying very hard to do what this country wants me to: sit on my arse and not do a thing all day.

Unfortunately, there are many people unable to celebrate this day. Department stores, gas stations, grocery stores, are all open. If Labor Day was meant to celebrate the "working man," I think these people should not have to work; afterall, today is their day. Wait... on our way back from our weekend in the mountains, we had to fill up the gas (by the way, $3.05 per gallon? It's like we stole it!). We also stopped by ShopRite where I was able to procure some Total Honey Clusters cereal, that I so urgently desired (one word: fiber). So, if they were not open.... well, there's always Thanksgiving!